[TEXT]

Well, fuck you I'll air guitar wherever I want.

[and another text, after a while]

HELL NO, I'M NOT GOING TO APPLY TO A RODEO JUST TO GET A BUS TICKET BACK TO THE CITY.

[Video]

[This switches on at a low angle, and you can still hear a somewhat distant "WHY I NEVER". He's walking into the living room as if having crossed [or answered] said front door and he does not look pleased. The living room table, which is visible for a few seconds before he turns the camera to himself, by the way, is covered with sniper ( Read more... )

Okay, now that everyone has stuffed their face with Turkey or whatever, really.

Where the hell are you guys from, anyway?

Pattern searching, people. Or boredom. Or something. What's the difference?

[Audio]

[Surprise, surprise, this guy actually sounds a bit chipper!]

... okay, now that that whole ordeal was over.

The gas price here is ridiculous.

[VIDEO]

[See your random MAC building kitchen. See Nero padding across it lazily - barefoot! - with something aluminum in his hand, steaming.

See Nero dropping it like a dead weight into the garbage bin.]

Even the freaking lasagnas are nasty.

I officially hate this city.

[ AUDIO ]

Damn it-- Anyone know where I can find a...

... shop?

[AUDIO]

Yeah, the electricity shenanigans? Makes moving into my new apartment easy peasy man, let me tell you.

Anyway, whoever needs to find their keys or whatever give me a ring or whatever you "heroes" are supposed to be calling at this crock. I kinda have this... permanent flashlight, I guess.

[ooc: btw I have no idea why I can't put the ( Read more... )

[Video]

[Here's a guy reaching his early twenties. He probably wouldn't stand out as much in the middle of a city if it weren't for his somewhat hazardous state - he has been trying to destroy the portal, after all, so it gave him the look of someone who shoved a fork inside the toaster - and his bright white hair.Okay, enough with this cryptic ( Read more... )

How the hell is it that we have the BEST damn security in the world, tons of guards, high tech cells and more bells and whistles than I even KNOW about, and yet the bad guys STILL manage to stage breakouts from the prison?!

[a loud noise, like something breakingWe need to start taking their damn communicators. Why do we let them keep those anyway ( Read more... )

Welp, it's official. There isn't anything spookier than a pitch black, silent prison full of psychopaths. Good thing the generator kicked in after about 5 minutes. Weirdest crap though, my iPod went off when everything else did and I am pretty sure I charged it that morning. I hear it was an EMP? Huh.

[sound of clawed fingers being tapped on some ( Read more... )